Prepare for Liftoff: Intergalactic LoveFest Awaits!
BREAKING: Scientists staffing the James Webb Space Telescope have discovered interstellar life – and these strange beings from distant worlds are coming to the planet Earth to consensually snatch our bodies!
On February 15, our planet will play host to aliens from across the known universe who are determined to prove to humanity that the big bang wasn’t a one-time occurrence.
Will you be on Team Humanity – Buck Rogers or Barbarella or Geordi LaForge, welcoming these visitors from another planet? Or will you perhaps join Team Extraterrestrial and phone home for extra anal probes?
Whichever team you back, you’ll share the same mission: making sure the Intergalactic LoveFest is the greatest party in the multiverse!
This is a member’s only event. If you are interested in attending and learning more then join Bonobo Network here: https://www.bonobonetwork.com/apply
